Evil intent

My dear children,

When I am old and no longer coherent or mobile, please, do not allow me to be parked in a chair in front of one of those Rainforest Screenscape DVDs. Imagine a spectacular cascading waterfall, or a picturesque stream gently bubbling through an old growth forest with a choice of 4 rainforest landscapes and natural sounds or ambient music – on repeat for 10 hours a day.



Darling children, if you do that, I will come back and haunt you, your children, and your pets. Revenge is sweet, and it will be mine.