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hobbledehoy

    

hob·ble·de·hoy [ hóbb'ldee hòy ] (plural hob·ble·de·hoys)

 noun 

Definition:

 rude young man: a clumsy or rude young man ( archaic )

  

[Mid-16th century. Origin ?]

(Encarta)

  

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